Okay, so today I was on the phone with my friend, Courtnie, and I randomly came up with this huge story, so, I'm going to post it on here. For those of you who don't know, last year me and my ex-friend through bagels with cream cheese at this girl.. HAHHHAHHAHAHAHAHH. So, here's my story.
"Oh my god, I'm just going to get everyone at Dakota to go after her, because, you know how they just go after people they hate, eh? So, anyways, all 7- I mean 1000 of us will go charging down the Linden halls and then they'll call a code blue because you see, we have guns full of cream cheese and bagels in our bags and we're going to get her good! So, we'll bang on all the doors and then we bang on the fourth door and we hear a little 'hehehehahahahahhehehe' after hearing that I know that she's in there! SOOOO, we charge in and throw her in the middle of our circle and we're all singing that song! OH MY GOD I REMEMBER THE SONG.. we all start singing.. 'someone singing my lord, kumbyaaaaaaaa, someone singing my lord kumbyaaaaaaa' and we sway in a graceful motion and the doves are flying and Christ in heaven is so pleased. BUT THEN WE BREAK OUT THE BAGELS AND CREAM CHEESE AND ATTACK HER! Layers and layers of bagels then cream cheese. We all run out and catch a city bus, then, everyone in the classroom freaks out and the weird fungi on the floor (it's really the girl..) and they call in Mr. Reeve and the says, 'MMM, I've never seen anything like this!' and he ships it off to Russia to be checked out. By that point she's been in this small box with no air for so long that she dies. The end."
"Oh my god, I'm just going to get everyone at Dakota to go after her, because, you know how they just go after people they hate, eh? So, anyways, all 7- I mean 1000 of us will go charging down the Linden halls and then they'll call a code blue because you see, we have guns full of cream cheese and bagels in our bags and we're going to get her good! So, we'll bang on all the doors and then we bang on the fourth door and we hear a little 'hehehehahahahahhehehe' after hearing that I know that she's in there! SOOOO, we charge in and throw her in the middle of our circle and we're all singing that song! OH MY GOD I REMEMBER THE SONG.. we all start singing.. 'someone singing my lord, kumbyaaaaaaaa, someone singing my lord kumbyaaaaaaa' and we sway in a graceful motion and the doves are flying and Christ in heaven is so pleased. BUT THEN WE BREAK OUT THE BAGELS AND CREAM CHEESE AND ATTACK HER! Layers and layers of bagels then cream cheese. We all run out and catch a city bus, then, everyone in the classroom freaks out and the weird fungi on the floor (it's really the girl..) and they call in Mr. Reeve and the says, 'MMM, I've never seen anything like this!' and he ships it off to Russia to be checked out. By that point she's been in this small box with no air for so long that she dies. The end."
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